Feb 29, 2016, 10:20 PM
To all the readers of LL News:
[IRL]Recently you haven't seen LL News active, this is due to issues with both my grandparents one which had a heart attack without even knowing and another who has a problem and can have a heart attack at literally any moment.[IRL]
Fucking Anarchists
So recently we started seeing a spike in Anarchists around the city, these troublesome pricks go around jacking your cars and crashing them (OOC: One glitched me out so bad I was alive whilst being dead but I couldn't move or get out the car xD was so sick, I got some screenshots. + I was invis xD). Seriously??? This is that lazy ass motherfucker governments fault who sits around on his fat arse doing jack shit all day. He doesn't even take the time out to visit us or fund a better police force who are absolutely shite which brings me nicely onto my next point... The SWATS and Cops are useless! There was a raid between 3 Corleone members and the entire police force and a few SWATS. Guess who won??? The Corleone members, dafaq?
-- the police probably have like a pack of crack, weed and a few bottles of alcohol in their car lol. This guy got run over by one of these cops and the cop had the audacity to drive off like nothing had happened past the speed limit surprise surprise.
The Vice President
The Vice President is the laziest person in EvoCity. Like there is no one as lazy as him. He doesn't even do his job, at least the president once in a while signs a few papers but when the president is gone for a business trip this twat wont even fill in for him. He's literally sleeping all day... At least the old guy actually did something even if it was just let all the criminals lose, they'd break out anyway.
Preparation for Anarchists
First Hand Source for the Corleone FAILED Raid
Nudelsalat_im_Panzer (The first hand source):
"I just want to say, me and Progamer861 were the Corleone guys. There wasnt another guy. I had a 50 % Kevlar and a Galil with 1 ammo box. As it was empty i uses a UZI (and killed 9 people...) Progamer861 had no Kevlar and a AK-101 with 2 ammo boxes and no other weapon.
rip Government"
Thank you for reading this edition of LL News I hope you have a wonderful evening (20:17pm for me -- GMT) and stay safe.
Regards Jamie Azzlack (OOC: Wafflezzz)
I will be unable to sustain making posts on a regular basis just due to stuff that happens really, I will try to make some once a week or once every two weeks or maybe even more regularly, however I cant really promise anything.
[IRL]Recently you haven't seen LL News active, this is due to issues with both my grandparents one which had a heart attack without even knowing and another who has a problem and can have a heart attack at literally any moment.[IRL]
Fucking Anarchists
So recently we started seeing a spike in Anarchists around the city, these troublesome pricks go around jacking your cars and crashing them (OOC: One glitched me out so bad I was alive whilst being dead but I couldn't move or get out the car xD was so sick, I got some screenshots. + I was invis xD). Seriously??? This is that lazy ass motherfucker governments fault who sits around on his fat arse doing jack shit all day. He doesn't even take the time out to visit us or fund a better police force who are absolutely shite which brings me nicely onto my next point... The SWATS and Cops are useless! There was a raid between 3 Corleone members and the entire police force and a few SWATS. Guess who won??? The Corleone members, dafaq?
-- the police probably have like a pack of crack, weed and a few bottles of alcohol in their car lol. This guy got run over by one of these cops and the cop had the audacity to drive off like nothing had happened past the speed limit surprise surprise.
The Vice President
The Vice President is the laziest person in EvoCity. Like there is no one as lazy as him. He doesn't even do his job, at least the president once in a while signs a few papers but when the president is gone for a business trip this twat wont even fill in for him. He's literally sleeping all day... At least the old guy actually did something even if it was just let all the criminals lose, they'd break out anyway.
Preparation for Anarchists
- Emergency weed on hand -- For Police and Anarchists this is because we all know the Anarchists and Police love weed and it's the best way to get them off your hook.
- Don't have conversations with them or RIP your car.
- Don't park your fancy car in visible places. -- Try to find places that are not easily visible or where no one goes.
- Keep an emergency gun on hand.
- If you pull over in a visible place be sure to park right next to where a cop is standing -- Make sure the weed isn't visible, although I doubt the cops would give a shit if your car was stolen and or your weed was showing.
- Act like the stuck up rich fuck you are.
First Hand Source for the Corleone FAILED Raid
Nudelsalat_im_Panzer (The first hand source):
"I just want to say, me and Progamer861 were the Corleone guys. There wasnt another guy. I had a 50 % Kevlar and a Galil with 1 ammo box. As it was empty i uses a UZI (and killed 9 people...) Progamer861 had no Kevlar and a AK-101 with 2 ammo boxes and no other weapon.
rip Government"
Thank you for reading this edition of LL News I hope you have a wonderful evening (20:17pm for me -- GMT) and stay safe.
Regards Jamie Azzlack (OOC: Wafflezzz)
I will be unable to sustain making posts on a regular basis just due to stuff that happens really, I will try to make some once a week or once every two weeks or maybe even more regularly, however I cant really promise anything.