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Car falls off a cliff in Rockford (twice)
So in early morning a criminal was driving with his lawyer in a fancy Ferrari and the lawyer drifted off a cliff. GG.
Then some guy drove his car straight into a lake wtf lol!!!

Rockford Racism
A while back once upon a time this black Lawyer called Tyrone got a new job and with the new job he was able to afford a new car, Tyrone happily pulled up at a red traffic light then this dumbass ambulance driver decided to call the police on him and he said 'Hurry! Black guy stole a fancy car'. The lawyer was in shock of this bullshit and it took a while for him to recover from this racism.

Random Rockford
Today drivers have been appalled by the police RANDOMLY closing lanes. The government is too lazy to respond to the reports sent by these poor citizens. This is completely ridiculous, the police are fucking incompetent.

Written by Jamie Azzlack Founder of LL News
Oh, false alarm, this is just the LL version of the Onion.
Ahaha this newspaper make me laugh always , good job!
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wtf is this lol
M9 its LL News