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Once I Decided that I wanted to fuck chickens that were in your uncle's anus, pecking at the outside world.

While a big suited fat guy eats his popcorn as he watches the chicken. Then i stepped into a big pile of chicken korma and loudly screamed "what's going on". Suddenly, a wild monkey appears from the suit-guy's anus and proceeds to steal the popcorn coated in feces which came from the chicken inthe moist crab which clawed onto Enzyme's cheap prositute whose name was Fantasia Chandelier Glitzwhip she's a crusty North Korean officer who is responsiblefor the chicken in your uncle's why, anus ofcourse! However, the true flaccid weenie buffet was the downfall of the prostitute.. . For she was allergic to all of 's small talk about dicks. That fascinates him . And even though he loves george the anus chicken, and his prostitute he could never have a threesome with a bear, who would stare at you. My toe was very erect from this Flaccid Winnie . After the staring into your eyes. I saw a Michael Bay film containing lots of peaceful, loving explosions. What happened after was fucked up, he ate his spicy Pilau rice and caught aids. Suddenly, a large animal crawled from and fell on the end of someones mouth which smelt shit from 's Cheap Prostitute's Tandoori chicken it's rotting on some Tikka Masala. I had chewed lasange in my Trabant. It was now or never, but it too, was some good glorious black belly that I had in my lasagne darn I said! But then a wild pokemon appeared and he stole my mom's car broom broom. He ate my spaghetti then spit-roasted his lovely big, black dog and he killed a chicken with his bodypillow. His mother was an orphan who liked to eat shit because shit is Good and tasty for everyone in the Vietnam war. The End. say'd end but it is really the end. Jono was staring At Michael Phelps saggy and moist One inch wonder. A new chicken arised from the ground and watched meticulously masturbating in the limelight teamspeak With legs ajar and KFC's CEO Eating a McRib While assfucking . On a yacht Sailing in Bermuda. They see another yacht with some hairy naked men looking for young Ladies to f**k then says "tickle my pickle" to his sister she screamed loudly Donald Trump wins tax evaders who hate to extort bought 10.000 chicken's. Can we actually make sentences that make sense now? We can, pretend.   want good sentences to read then said light shines from my asshole which is located at Area 51 in a small brown Box Covered in sharp 9 inch nails. Harambe then suddenly jumped from the grave to a kid in his Enclosure, where he and a T-Rex had a fight with a big dildo and a C-130 thats more than 3 words Had coca-cola enemas. The C-130 had no engine so no engine so Harambe's empty grave ,robbed of memes Harambe climbed the rocks in Nevada To reach the top of the enlarged ant while 50.000 chickens Run towards Harambe "i want to kms" said the Meme Lord to Harambe the naked was mentaly ill RKO-ed a guy then told trump to fuck off while 2 Secret Service pull their toilet out of their breifcase casette player and played weird music while dancing to Dead or Alive in a bathtub Drowning in Hillary's Leaked email messages While Bernie Sanders Beach House Bailed with Hillary Clinton and Monica Lewinsky suddenly Trumps jet crashes into the Trump tower! Luckily, Trump brand Vodka was completely undamaged. And all was devastated by nuclear trump hair in Obama's drink Now there was... Putins pubic hair live on CNN Then Harambe saw and For days. But fell on a very sharp rock Because biased staffmembers hated shortbread and told so made a new update featuring shortbread in le xDshortbread yoke said as he denied the scam pr. with no remorse laughed out loudsaid brynn as he forumbanned maniac because brynn was a mean badmin who was very very very salty against Enzyme because he got demoted for not speaking about shortbread or his mouk Mr Mouk felt quite strongly about speaking five languages in order to eat shortbread while scamming a giveaway for illegitimate gains to obtain shortbread despite dead memes about shortbread thanks, moving on he exclaimed "Brynn secretly hates shortbread". all of you kill yourselves said giant pony to everyone in this thread Good meme he Said in multiple Posts to avoid Ignoring the rules to this worthless thread However personal rules do not offend server or forum rules The salty discharged Made very ironic and unorthodox points which also contained a core of truth. is sad and walks to a stripclub in kenia, with some salt in hand ready to throw tunes down at 's doomfort which had lots of one way windows to spy on nude showering and 's feet. then @"Enzyme2 flew and crashlanded into the shower was blushing Except she wasn't she was shocked and she called markus a creepy giveaway scammer with a small cock Giggling to herself she equipped bazooka and shot Markus . A service to lods of emone and the rest is history. not really because someone is passive-agressive not me because Im just aggressive when I'm around because of what Hitler did to last night  is scared of 's new 2016 Audi R8. Then I decided to open a beer and wait for A shit storm To rain upon the Limelight Forums because biased higher-ups Cleansing us for our sins jebus save me in which maniac Was destroyed by was jamming tunes and the tunes were dank af so all us RUINED OUR DREAMS AND ALL MEMES were dead now just like Harambe rest in piece to maniac& pony The fucking end. said his diciples fuck you And a happy new year. and kwanza to everyone on Uranus It's time to get right into the news, said Killer KeemStar to The DramaAlert Nation now at 1.6million suuuubscriberssss ,but while that was going on killer keemstar was Fapping over limelight over maniacs demotion because he is very very salty at and other staff members. because they are walking talking Steven no they arent , they are actually overcooked potato waffles With KFC gravy and spaghetti meatballs . "But I'm Vegan!" Says , the bacon loving admin while wearing a bunny rabbit Costume which she bought from the playboy mansion Which was owned by Tails luckily Safira also received forum reputation points from a giant whatchamacallit inside a human cake made from seminal fluid of different youtubers and limelight staff. It tasted very spicy and flavourful said gay lods Looking deeply into my beautiful eyes. as he ate he suddenly realized it wasnt brax He was eating , it was actually Vaq furiously masturbating because he saw Venom's face in his own mirror . Then appears and touches 's lusciously smooth kneecaps . say'd that he enjoyed it having fun with fucking cats  whilst reading 's

story book.

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I then walked into a bar  and ordered a a can opener for my Slimey salty sardines Beside me was a ban hammer that struck the Minge right in ass hole Which was grammatically-incorrect so beats his meat to BBWMidgetPr0n to which replied saying that he fucked a chicken ... That's disgusting. Anyway, i went to asda today and saw that Chickens were discounted because dropped the soap.

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After all that Wankin and shankin he ran outside scaring the children and attracting pedos . One of 's rape chickens in the ass hole Putin's car driver died in a horrible anus hole which was penetrated by 's micropenis while was picking his nose. was very  shocked to see trying to fist his anus with no lube watching the DHS video of Kim K wearing a dildo hat and a strapon to go to a kindergarden and steal the Books from people that were