Oct 22, 2019, 10:51 PM
You there! I'm Tobias Johnson, but you can call me Tom!
Do you like meth? Do you especially like cooking meth?
If you're good a cooking meth, or a woman, or a man who is extremely good at multi-tasking...puff...then this store is definitely for you!
Well today is your lucky day! I am selling 80%, 90% and 100% formula's that are guaranteed to give you the appropriate batch of purity meth.
Prices are:
$65,000 for the 80% formula.
$400,000 for the 90% formula.
$1,500,000 for the 100% formula.
But why oh why so expensive? Well, the buddy ol' pal Tyrone buy's batches of meth like this:
80% meth sells for I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. It's shit just buy the 90% OR 100% forumula. YOU MONGREL.
90% meth sells to good ol' buddy Tyrone for around $36,000.
A batch of 100% meth sells for like $40,000. Whoa! That's a lot. Right?
You can make over $600,000 per hour if your multi-tasking, organisation and meth cooking skills are as top notch as mine.
Hey! Maybe your even better than me. Can you cook up and sell over 17 batches of 100% meth per hour? I bloody struggle to. But when I do, oh man oh man is it worth it. Just keep the cops off your back and you'll be good.
Okay, well. How does this bloody crap work? Aren't you just scamming me out of my money?! No. I am not. My formula is basically a modifier that goes on to what your druggie friend tells you the formula is (/chemical). When he comes to you every bloody day with a new formula that only makes 70% purity meth? What a shit friend! Anyway, whatever your shithole friend says, you add on the little modifier that I give you for paying me and WHABAM! 80% METH! 90% METH! 100% METH. YOU GOT IT ALL. THAT GLASS IS GREAT<QUICKREFERENCES#11><QUICKREFERENCES#1>!!
Oh and make sure to share this around. I'm sellin' too all who got da wallet. Don't worry, the pigs won't find me anytime soon. Peace!
Sincerely, Tobias 'Tom' Johnson
Willing to negotiate prices but I'm one stubborn bitch.
OOC - Doesn't matter what /chemical says AT ALL. The formula I give you will ALWAYS work. Everyday, every server restart, everytime. (Unless dev's make some kind of changes to the addon but that's out of my control and nothing like that has been announced to my knowledge).