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01.09.18 / 08:32 GMT - United Nations Security Council unanimously commission the creation of the Ministry of Peace petitioned by head representatives from both the United States and the United Kingdom in order to coerce terrorist organizations such as ISIL to succumb.

01.09.18 / 08:58 GMT - United Nations Security Council unanimously vote to give the Ministry of Peace full control over major military installations across the globe.

01.09.18 / 09:24 GMT - United Nations Security Council unanimously vote to give the Ministry of Peace full control over major nuclear launch sites and silos across the east coast of the United States and eastern Europe.

01.09.18 / 10:43 GMT - United Nations Security Council unanimously vote for the protected release of nuclear codes from both the United States and other nuclear-capable European countries.

01.09.18 / 11:11 GMT - United Nations S̵͉̩̲͔͇̰͈͉̰͉̼̟̀̅͋̅̈͑͛̚è̶͍̝̳͔̪̃͋̿̓̽̓͑̔͛̇͒͗͘̕͜c̸̯͔͋̒̔̾̌͗̆͛͋̚urity Cǒ̸̠͎̫̰͊̽̆ư̶̲̺͚̪̖̄̆͂̈́͐̓̀̂͌̈́̍̽͘͝n̶̨̦̜͙͉̭͈͙̳̟̗͈̣͓̜͐̓̊̌̒͌́̾̊͋̾͝c̴̢̧̬͕͙̳̝̭̼̐̏̚͝il fail to v̶̧̺̲̳̭̯͚̗̺̜͈̭̖̭̒o̷͚̅̅̋̉.̵͔̩̯̃̌̽͂̋̃͜͠.̶̹̮̀́̊̋̌̐̈̀͒̃̚͘͝͝͠/̶̡̨͔͓̦͇̞̖̭̦̿̿̐.̸̢̡̛̖͔̜͖̹̮̦̫̪̙̤͕͍̂̑̌͛̈͊͒͊̆̐̐͌̏̿.̴̨̡̧̡̭͖͈̤̝̙̞̻̠̃̏̓̈́̍̂̿̋̽̋̑̚͜-̷̧̮̪͉̼͚̳͖̳̩̮̯̭͌̓̀̓̾͂̾͗-̷̞̼͇͕̝͚̫̰̗̲̲̏̋͊̿͗̀̏̐̅̏́̀̄͝͝.̴̛̫͍̩̳̜̱̞̤̹̖͉͌̊͊̄̉̎̆͝-̴̡̤͈͍̲̹͔̤͉̟̻̓̈́̓̐̋͊͘͜.̸̛̦̺͙̩͈̺̯͚̺̙͍̒̇̈̽͂͐̓͑͆͐͛́͋ͅ/̶̡̨̝͓͓̠̭̗̩̎̀̚͜͜.̸̧̤̻̞͙̥̪̘̤̬̿̅́̾̈́̊͝ͅ... ... ... ...

01.09.18 / 11:40 GMT - United Nations Security Council unanimously vote to yield major military capabilities possessed by the United States and eastern European countries to the Ministry of Peace.

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Quote:*Taken from minutes of U.N. Security Council emergency meeting - 01.09.18.

Bessho: "This is unacceptable. Why do you think you can barge in here and demand this absolute power? I find it is -"

Haley: "You've heard the opinions. They can't defend themselves, it's now or never Mr. Bessho, the time is now. Sanction them."

Bessho: "Do you agree? Even you Mrs. Haley? You honestly think this is good for the world? Now?"

Haley: "We do not have a choice. You heard the representatives. It's unanimous, end the discussion Mr. Bessho."

Bessho: "I understand, with a final vote, we have unanimously decided that the Ministry of Peace will have full military jurisdiction within the eastern United States and Europe. This meeting is concluded. M̵̠͂͗̐̍ã̶̡̺̺̣̪̝̠̬̉́̔̏̉͊̋̆̉͆̉̏̽͘ͅy̶̨͉̙̞̖̤͓̻̱͎̠͈̔̽̃̅͊́͗͂̚̕͝ ̷̢̨̢̞̤͈̘̱͍̟̯͙̗̔͊̅̒̉̃̃́̀́͌́̅̔͝G̶͇̀͛͆͒̀͘ơ̸̧͚̭̹̮̞̥̫̖̣̈͊̅̏̎d̶̘̂̄̓͆͑͗̋̓ ̷̡̛̛̩̜̱͙̘̦̊̆̍̃̌̊̓̾̆̏̎̚ḩ̸̼̖̰̫̹̊̂͊͐̅̀̇̒̃̒͊̕͘͝a̴͙̥̬͊̚v̸̨̫̻͈̣̘̭̹̣̟̝̞̀͋̍̂̑̀̔̋͐é̴̛̫͎͙͈̖̹͖̰̠͓̼ ̵̢̨̠͖̗̯̭̺̅m̴̘͎͎͉̙̟̹̹̫͈̘̼̰͋́͋́̑̊̓̋͝͝͝e̷̡̧͕̟̜͉̟̐r̷̡̡̛̭̮̦͔̞͖͑̈́͊̏̾̏͋̎͑̋̀̊̔͜ͅć̷̬̹͉̙̙̜̄̀̇̌̽̿̎͌̿͘ẙ̸̟͇͈̤̪̱̬͜.̶͔̻̘̟̀̓͊͊̂͌̔̃̕̕͝.̴̡̨̢̳͎̭̹̻̹͇̳̯̮͕̞̌͊̈̀͂̓͆̓͐͐͝͝͝.̴̪͎̠̙̭̠̓͌̽͋̏̚͝"

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To whomever it may concern,

Due to recent events, the Ministry of Peace has been sanctioned military jurisdiction in [REDACTED]. If you have any concerns, please notify your local government.

Sincerely,

Maj. Gen. Fontaine

Ministry of Peace

“War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”

Reserved. Please refrain from posting anything out of character. Thank you.

Reserved.

Transcript from BBC 01.09.18 / 09:01 GMT

"With the recent developments in the levant and the Middle East such as the execution of Syrian hostages from Islamic terrorist cells such as ISIL, the United Nations Security Council has unanimously voted to commission the quote on quote, Ministry of Peace. Now the Ministry of Peace, what does this sound like? It definitely -"

"Yes, definitely some dystopian paramilitary from 1984!"

"Exactly, now I personally don't know if this is a good idea, but if the member states agreed then it must be the best choice for the western world and its assets?"

"Well, I'm unsure at that belief, I for one don't agree with the fact that the U.N. ceded its eastern European nuclear and military assets to this new 'commission,' and I certainly don't know what the U.K. had in mind when they pushed this representative to the council, that concerns me most of all..."

"Now there were leaked photographs of a recent operation by this new 'commission,' and frankly, I am definitely not amused, this is something one would see in a Vietnam War documentary, it's unreal."

"Yes, for all you out there tuning in, don't check up on those photos, they're neither good for the heart nor the mind, may God have mercy on what the world has come to..."

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Radio Transcript from Operation "Dagger" 01.09.18 / 02:35 GMT

"Grizzly-21, this is Maverick, ready to drop the payload, over."
"Maverick, this is Grizzly-21, standing by, get the light from FOB Phoenix, over."
"Operation's been green lit, Grizzly-21 you have the go ahead, stay back two klicks and advance at 0240, Maverick out."

"Dropping GBU-57 'Bunker Buster,' over."
"Thermal shows multiple signatures down, over."
"Heads up, six GBU-28s checking on that, over."
"That's a hit! Send in the GAU-8, over."
"Call it in on 0.7321755, 51.4917059, over."
"A-10 Thunderbolt 10 klicks out, over."
"Alright boys, send in the cavalry."

"Maverick, this is Grizzly-21, advancing to 0.7321755, 51.4917059, over."
"Grizzly-21, this is Maverick, we hit at least 20 armed insurgents, they're all over the place, watch your step..."
"Alright Maverick, we have the Minipax M2s, any other info we need, over."
"At least eight insurgents entered buildings behind the ridge to the north, hit 'em with extreme prejudice, out."

BBC Public Service Announcement 01.10.18 / 02:58 GMT

In the past six hours, a combination of the U.S. Louisiana National Guard 256th Infantry Combat Team and a Minipax Operations Fireteam were deployed on the outskirts of the Syrian city of Deir Ezzor ordered to terminate remaining terrorist insurgents in the area. After bombardment by a Lockheed AC-130, three F-35A Lightning II aircraft, and an A-10 Thunderbolt II, at least 20 insurgents were found strewn across the three-acre field in front of the terrorist-controlled compound and the fireteams were deployed. Eight more insurgents were suspected to be hiding inside the compound. We have just received word from the Ministry itself:

"The time is now."

The fireteams entered the compound and were ordered to terminate the remaining insurgents with extreme prejudice. The Ministry has ordered that photos be released of the infiltration, no matter how graphic they may be. The Ministry urges the public to view said photos.

Spoiler

All insurgents were killed in the firefight, while there were no U.S./Minipax casualties.

- The British Broadcasting Corporation

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