Nov 12, 2017, 05:16 PM
Your Name: (On behalf of) Murdoch Murdoch
Ban ID: N/A
Banned by: Dunno
Server: Forum
Ban Reason: Threatening Staff members, their homes, lives and family
Why should you be unbanned? (With evidence for formatting convenience and easier reading): First of all, y'all better start using that Oxford/Harvard comma.
Now, let's begin by stating the fact this post was OBVIOUSLY A JOKE. Originally, I had a little disclaimer at the bottom of the post originally which said this, and I have a screenshot of that here.
You can later see that I edited the post to remove this disclaimer.
The reason I did this is because I felt, as is the nature of disclaimers, that it takes away from the comedy value. This post is clearly satire. You'd have to be an idiot to feel seriously threatened by that. I was an admin myself too, once. I've had my fair share of threats from both friend and foe. But did it ever bother me? No, of course not. Because I've half the brain to recognise satire.
Sorry to whichever admin took offence to this, but perhaps you do need to grow a spine too.
Sincerely,
Murdoch
I don't plan on burning down people's houses any time soon.
Ban ID: N/A
Banned by: Dunno
Server: Forum
Ban Reason: Threatening Staff members, their homes, lives and family
Why should you be unbanned? (With evidence for formatting convenience and easier reading): First of all, y'all better start using that Oxford/Harvard comma.
Now, let's begin by stating the fact this post was OBVIOUSLY A JOKE. Originally, I had a little disclaimer at the bottom of the post originally which said this, and I have a screenshot of that here.
You can later see that I edited the post to remove this disclaimer.
The reason I did this is because I felt, as is the nature of disclaimers, that it takes away from the comedy value. This post is clearly satire. You'd have to be an idiot to feel seriously threatened by that. I was an admin myself too, once. I've had my fair share of threats from both friend and foe. But did it ever bother me? No, of course not. Because I've half the brain to recognise satire.
Sorry to whichever admin took offence to this, but perhaps you do need to grow a spine too.
Sincerely,
Murdoch
I don't plan on burning down people's houses any time soon.