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Hello
this here the testicle doctor? I was walking out of my house to water my indoor outdoor pepper plants that are inside the indoor outdoor greenhouse which is inside a bigger greenhouse which is outdoor of the indoor of a much larger greenhouse (what can I say the more layers the better), and my house's mid-door door (because it's a door and thus neither indoor nor outdoor) is a very large heavy door. Now, I was rather relaxed, too relaxed you might say. I spent the night in my indoor jacuzzi colloquially known as my bathtub and as a result every muscle, nerve and skinfold was relaxed and stretched- tender as a veal! I was dragging my BIG BALLS across the floor as one does when one forgets his jean underwear and right as I walked out the wind blew my neither indoor nor outdoor heavy front door shut, slammed! With me on one side (the outdoor) and my long dragging BIG BALLS on the other (the indoor)... the result was a curdling scream emitted from me.

I had to go unlock the door from the inside, stretching my BIG BALLSACK all around the house to the back door, which is also neither outdoor nor indoor because it too is a door, as the name "back door" indicates. I made my way into my humble home to open the heavy front door from the inside as I had locked myself out. The moment the door opened just a smidgen my testicles rubber-banded from the front door and around my house with extreme speed and the momentum of a meteor, acting like a colossal testicular whip and knocking down a light post, flipping a car and tearing down both my east facing yard wall and the west facing wall of my neighbor's home. There is blood on my swollen testicles but it does not belong to me, I tasted it. I might have murdered my next door neighbor in the accident.


please accept my in this cutting edge testicle clan medic doctor clinic so you can alter the finger-prints or whatever it is my BIG BALLS left all over those ruined properties i will pay you strictly in jean jacket tokens.

best regards
Billy Jeans

   TESTICA Logistics Co.


Dear Billy jeans,

Thank you for your interest in Testica Co. Unfortunately we are unable to help you in this matter. It would be understandable that 'special' clients with severe brain damage do mistake our firm for a science research or medical facility.

Our services include but are not limited to;

- Special Cargo delivery as per clients choice ( We arrange all kinds of products)
- Transport services by air cargo or Ship
- Special armed protection of cargo goods
- Storage and maintenance of UFO's or other mechanical devices.

We do provide an inhouse medical specialist, however only for our employees. As per terms and conditions apply. We do not take any response ability for the result of death or injury caused by an external influence by our firm.


Regards,

Stanislav Kamput

Vice President of Testica Overseas.
900-656-5000
testica.info@gmail.com
https://tetesorl.wixsite.com/mysite

Welcome to the family, Air Cargo Jet 600. Built by Testica Co. Available through Evo City II HUB. 

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you are a BAD doctor what kind of doctor denies a good citizen treatment like that
i dont need YOU you need ME i deny YOU access to treatment in MY testicular facility inc

here, have this real event depiction of me denying you entry to my cool group
 
"pls Lord Billy Jeans let me enter your group!" NO, crawl for me CRAAWL FOR ME FIRST and you crawl and you crawl and crawl for many miles, until you reach the top of mount Jeans and there I am, a blinding ray of perfection. I, Billy Jeans, strong man, a big guy, not fat at all, very muscly, a walking living God, marble sculpted body not unlike that of the deities of Athens, with a stoic pose and attitude, golden locks of hair floating in the breeze, emanating an aura of universal wisdom and capacity to sell you the highest quality of jean jackets in this and any other dimension, not even bothering to acknowledge the presence of the inferior and totally uncool and lame Stanislav Kamput (more like Stanislav Kapoot!!!). You get closer and you observe my dangling BIG BALLS now stretched due to my unfortunate accident, peaking from underneath my Godly jean cloth, they emerge like two giant snakes and a voice is emitted from them:

"STALINSLOV, you have FAILED TO AID US IN OUR QUEST FOR PERFECT HEALTH... but we, the BIG BALLS of God Billy Jeans are merciful, so instead of destroying you like you deserve we will spare you and you will live the rest of your life in shame, not just because you are little brown man of shame from now on, but because you failed to live up to your own expectations in life which were accepting God Billy Jeans into your clinic ever since you were a little boy"

I put my foot on top of your head and I breathe onto you a new energy, a new purpose, which is to roll back your decision of not accepting me in your clinic, you are overwhelmed with joy for this is a new opportunity, a second chance to do the right thing, tears roll down your face like mayo rolls from my egg ham tomato and mayo sandwich i ate for lunch two weeks ago...

So, what do you say?
*slips picture of real life events described in the previous text under your door on his way out*

TESTICA Logistics Co.


Dear Billy Jeans,

We hope you have understood by now that we are not a clinic / Medical Research facility. We are Only specialized in manufacturing and repairing Cargo Jets, Machinery and UFO's. Along with Cargo management solutions. We apologize if your mental capacity cannot look at the reality of this situation, as for as per your broken Testicles. We are unable to fix them. Find a medical specialist in your local area.

For more info about our company, Visit:

https://tetesorl.wixsite.com/mysite
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Thank You

Stanislav Kamput
Vice President of Testica overseas.
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