Hey thanks for the mention but you persuaded me to come back to OPUS, without you I would not have made a new clan page. Don't worry about the amount of clan members you may or may not have. It is not about Quantity it's about Quality. Only that counts, I hope everyone has a good day or night. Thank you for being such an amazing community!
---Maveric
Message From OPUS
Attention: A New Member has Re-Joined OPUS.
Jason "Deadeye" Wolf, was a previous Operator, Now he was been gives the ranks of O-7
May he Work well.
(Aug 11, 2017, 11:48 AM)Swaggerpede Wrote: [ -> ] (Aug 11, 2017, 01:38 AM)Cooli Wrote: [ -> ] (Aug 11, 2017, 12:24 AM)Swaggerpede Wrote: [ -> ]WooHoo! Clan page has been Reworked, Gotta give HUUUUGGGEEEEE props to He did most of the work. Thanks man
Why Is It Typed Like This
What do you mean?
I Mean That Every Word Is Typed Like This.
Message From Opus
Attention: A new Member Has been Employed
Sammy Stond Richards Has joined The Company As a C1 Head Of An Engineering Sector
May she work well.
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[font=Arial]How Did You Find Out About The Company?[/font]
[font=Arial]Place An X In The Correct Box[/font]
[font=Arial]() A Friend[/font]
[font=Arial]() The Website[/font]
[font=Arial]()An Advert[/font]
[font=Arial]()Business Card[/font]
[font=Arial](X)Other [Elaborate]
[/font]
Every night before I go to sleep I grab a small hammer I keep on my bedside table and I slam it against my eyes while they are closed, I do this for about 30 seconds after which I start seeing all these weird colored spots even with my eyes closed because of the violent trauma I inflicted on my eye's nerves. I lay back onto my jean mattress and my jean pillow and snuggle under my jean bedsheets and I let the tiredness of a full day of work take me away and usher me onto a beach of peace and quiet. It is in this state that the colorful shapes caused by my eye damage start to take recognizable forms, like animal shadows, logos, and sometimes even words. It was in this trance of sorts that I envisioned not only the name but also the logo and full description of this group.
Hours later upon waking up I realized that I had rolled over during my sleep and had gotten the pillow full of blood stains from my previously injured eyes, now fully healed thanks to a restful slumber. It was in these spots and smudges of blood that I made out the exact URL to this thread, and thus a calling was heard- a call to become a member of this group, a true Saint of Safety (SS).
[font=Arial]What Makes You Think We Should Hire You?
[/font]I think you should hire me before I hire you because if you hire me i cant hire you and if i hire you i can make you hire me and you don't wanna have to be hired by me to hire me as part of my hiring process do you??
[font=Arial]What Division Are You Applying For?[/font]
I am applying to the main top division that is on top of the divisions that are on the middle but are themselves on top of the divisions at the bottom but I want the division on top of the division at the bottom of the top division and on top of the bottom division that sits underneath both the top division and the middle division.
[font=Arial]What Role In The Division Are You Applying For?[/font]
I wanna be like the guy who is in charge of everything but no one really knows it's him and then the police break down with search and arrest warrants because you've been accused of child trafficking and they storm the place and arrest most of the employees and even get into a small shootout with a couple of privately contracted security guards for the building but they open the CEO's mastermind office and it's actually just a flower pot with CEO written on it and they are really confuse but still take the flower pot in for questioning and as they walk out with employees and flower pot in cuffs the camera zooms in the lowly quiet poor ol' janitor mopping the blood off the floor but surprise I make suspicious shifty eyes under my janitor cap because I WAS THE JANITOR ALL ALONG and this twist blows the socks off all of the cable television critics and they rate it platinum and the series is immortalized by the sheer genius of director Billy Jean's writing.
[font=Arial]Why Shall We Hire You In That Division?[/font]
[font=Arial](Experience And Anything Else)[/font]
scratch my balls against the carpeted floor (if your facility has no carpeted floor consider this application almost void but not really because Id never give you that way out of this relationship Vicky you WHORE)
[font=Arial][OOC][/font]
[font=Arial]How Many Hours Do You Have On LL?
[/font]I am unable to keep track of hours since me and my family have rejected clocks ever since their invention and insertion into the daily lives of human society. I keep time by using a mechanism of wheels and pulleys in which a chicken and a rooster are trapped and held into place one near the other. They are automatically fed and groomed by this machinery and you do not need to fear for their well being. At an interval of 600 rotations of the main wheel 4-U the birds are forced into copulation after which the rooster is once again pulled back to it's standard position until the next copulation period rolls around. At this point the hen (female chicken) is impregnated and after 36 rotations of minor wheel PT-3; the eggs are laid onto a small basket that at that very same time is elevated to accommodate the previously suspended chicken, thus providing with the perfect conditions for both the bird and the progeny. After approximately 21 sun cycles of being laid each egg hatches and by the time every chick is out the mechanized nest is removed from under the chicken and adopts it's standard position within the Time Keeper. None of the chicks are fed during the period between their bird and their death, and in some cases I have noticed some cannibalism, however it is fairly safe to say that on average around the 13th rotation of minor wheel HH5 all of the chicks have perished. It is now that the real time keeping begins.
The chicks are automatically dumped into a large barrel with a balloon-like structure on top. You see, at this stage, anaerobic metabolism takes place, leading to the accumulation of gases, such as hydrogen sulfide, carbon dioxide, methane, and nitrogen, which naturally flood the balloon more and more, and over time, a sludge of rotten baby chicken accumulates at the bottom of the barrel while the balloon full of decomposition gasses grows more and more. Since this entire machine goes on automatically and has been for several decades the time keeping is extremely precise and I have so far been able to guide and schedule my entire existence based on the volume of rotten chick sludge and dead bird gas.
So to answer your question, I have 124 litters of rotten chick sludge and exactly 406 squared meters of dead chicken air at 1 atmosphere pressure and temperature of 20ºC worth of time on LimeLight.
[font=Arial]Steam ID
[/font]am i being detained???? HANDS OFF MY CROTCH OFFICER
[font=Arial]Email
[/font]billy.ifuknlovejeans@jeanjackets.notthepants.edu
(Aug 11, 2017, 08:06 PM)mr_rowan13 Wrote: [ -> ][font=Arial][IC][/font]
[font=Arial]How Did You Find Out About The Company?[/font]
[font=Arial]Place An X In The Correct Box[/font]
[font=Arial]() A Friend[/font]
[font=Arial]() The Website[/font]
[font=Arial]()An Advert[/font]
[font=Arial]()Business Card[/font]
[font=Arial](X)Other [Elaborate]
[/font]
Every night before I go to sleep I grab a small hammer I keep on my bedside table and I slam it against my eyes while they are closed, I do this for about 30 seconds after which I start seeing all these weird colored spots even with my eyes closed because of the violent trauma I inflicted on my eye's nerves. I lay back onto my jean mattress and my jean pillow and snuggle under my jean bedsheets and I let the tiredness of a full day of work take me away and usher me onto a beach of peace and quiet. It is in this state that the colorful shapes caused by my eye damage start to take recognizable forms, like animal shadows, logos, and sometimes even words. It was in this trance of sorts that I envisioned not only the name but also the logo and full description of this group.
Hours later upon waking up I realized that I had rolled over during my sleep and had gotten the pillow full of blood stains from my previously injured eyes, now fully healed thanks to a restful slumber. It was in these spots and smudges of blood that I made out the exact URL to this thread, and thus a calling was heard- a call to become a member of this group, a true Saint of Safety (SS).
[font=Arial]What Makes You Think We Should Hire You?
[/font]I think you should hire me before I hire you because if you hire me i cant hire you and if i hire you i can make you hire me and you don't wanna have to be hired by me to hire me as part of my hiring process do you??
[font=Arial]What Division Are You Applying For?[/font]
I am applying to the main top division that is on top of the divisions that are on the middle but are themselves on top of the divisions at the bottom but I want the division on top of the division at the bottom of the top division and on top of the bottom division that sits underneath both the top division and the middle division.
[font=Arial]What Role In The Division Are You Applying For?[/font]
I wanna be like the guy who is in charge of everything but no one really knows it's him and then the police break down with search and arrest warrants because you've been accused of child trafficking and they storm the place and arrest most of the employees and even get into a small shootout with a couple of privately contracted security guards for the building but they open the CEO's mastermind office and it's actually just a flower pot with CEO written on it and they are really confuse but still take the flower pot in for questioning and as they walk out with employees and flower pot in cuffs the camera zooms in the lowly quiet poor ol' janitor mopping the blood off the floor but surprise I make suspicious shifty eyes under my janitor cap because I WAS THE JANITOR ALL ALONG and this twist blows the socks off all of the cable television critics and they rate it platinum and the series is immortalized by the sheer genius of director Billy Jean's writing.
[font=Arial]Why Shall We Hire You In That Division?[/font]
[font=Arial](Experience And Anything Else)[/font]
scratch my balls against the carpeted floor (if your facility has no carpeted floor consider this application almost void but not really because Id never give you that way out of this relationship Vicky you WHORE)
[font=Arial][OOC][/font]
[font=Arial]How Many Hours Do You Have On LL?
[/font]I am unable to keep track of hours since me and my family have rejected clocks ever since their invention and insertion into the daily lives of human society. I keep time by using a mechanism of wheels and pulleys in which a chicken and a rooster are trapped and held into place one near the other. They are automatically fed and groomed by this machinery and you do not need to fear for their well being. At an interval of 600 rotations of the main wheel 4-U the birds are forced into copulation after which the rooster is once again pulled back to it's standard position until the next copulation period rolls around. At this point the hen (female chicken) is impregnated and after 36 rotations of minor wheel PT-3; the eggs are laid onto a small basket that at that very same time is elevated to accommodate the previously suspended chicken, thus providing with the perfect conditions for both the bird and the progeny. After approximately 21 sun cycles of being laid each egg hatches and by the time every chick is out the mechanized nest is removed from under the chicken and adopts it's standard position within the Time Keeper. None of the chicks are fed during the period between their bird and their death, and in some cases I have noticed some cannibalism, however it is fairly safe to say that on average around the 13th rotation of minor wheel HH5 all of the chicks have perished. It is now that the real time keeping begins.
The chicks are automatically dumped into a large barrel with a balloon-like structure on top. You see, at this stage, anaerobic metabolism takes place, leading to the accumulation of gases, such as hydrogen sulfide, carbon dioxide, methane, and nitrogen, which naturally flood the balloon more and more, and over time, a sludge of rotten baby chicken accumulates at the bottom of the barrel while the balloon full of decomposition gasses grows more and more. Since this entire machine goes on automatically and has been for several decades the time keeping is extremely precise and I have so far been able to guide and schedule my entire existence based on the volume of rotten chick sludge and dead bird gas.
So to answer your question, I have 124 litters of rotten chick sludge and exactly 406 squared meters of dead chicken air at 1 atmosphere pressure and temperature of 20ºC worth of time on LimeLight.
[font=Arial]Steam ID
[/font]am i being detained???? HANDS OFF MY CROTCH OFFICER
[font=Arial]Email
[/font]billy.ifuknlovejeans@jeanjackets.notthepants.edu
![[Image: 7zM7I90.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/7zM7I90.jpg)
Hello, sir.
After Having a thorough read through your "application" i have come to a switch decision.
With great regret i have to inform you that your application has been denied.
Your application has been denied for the following reasons:
- You have Not included your name
- You have not sent your application to the requested email/titling the email correctly
- Your high use of profanities
- Your application has no useful information about you, or why you want to join.
- The division you requested to be in does not exist
- You have no true intent of cooperating with the company
Were sorry we have made this decision, if you want to rework your application, and re-apply, that is totally fine. Ore if you would like to look for some there place to go, that is fine also. Thanks for trying though, See you soon!
(Aug 15, 2017, 05:51 PM)Swaggerpede Wrote: [ -> ] (Aug 11, 2017, 08:06 PM)mr_rowan13 Wrote: [ -> ]-snip-
-snip-
Hello, sir.
After Having a thorough read through your "application" i have come to a switch decision.
With great regret i have to inform you that your application has been denied.
Your application has been denied for the following reasons:
- You have Not included your name
- You have not sent your application to the requested email/titling the email correctly
- Your high use of profanities
- Your application has no useful information about you, or why you want to join.
- The division you requested to be in does not exist
- You have no true intent of cooperating with the company
Were sorry we have made this decision, if you want to rework your application, and re-apply, that is totally fine. Ore if you would like to look for some there place to go, that is fine also. Thanks for trying though, See you soon!
You really took that serious?
(Aug 16, 2017, 12:07 AM)Nudelsalat im Panzer Wrote: [ -> ] (Aug 15, 2017, 05:51 PM)Swaggerpede Wrote: [ -> ] (Aug 11, 2017, 08:06 PM)mr_rowan13 Wrote: [ -> ]-snip-
-snip-
Hello, sir.
After Having a thorough read through your "application" i have come to a switch decision.
With great regret i have to inform you that your application has been denied.
Your application has been denied for the following reasons:
- You have Not included your name
- You have not sent your application to the requested email/titling the email correctly
- Your high use of profanities
- Your application has no useful information about you, or why you want to join.
- The division you requested to be in does not exist
- You have no true intent of cooperating with the company
Were sorry we have made this decision, if you want to rework your application, and re-apply, that is totally fine. Ore if you would like to look for some there place to go, that is fine also. Thanks for trying though, See you soon!
You really took that serious?
In character i took that serious, but OOC i found it kinda funny
I'm not sure if it is real, but if it is, I wouldn't advise giving your IRL number to everyone