As I pushed the spoon of nutella in my mouth, I couldn't take my eyes off of the sexy beast that was this gooey substance. Its structure were fixed in the pot, and I would stare at it with lust, but snapped out of it with a jolt after I dropped my spoon. The nutella huffed and slumped down against the table. "Nutella, I wish for you to insert your slompy properties into my vaginal area, Please." I asked with my beautiful and stunning 9-year old voice, fluttering my eyelids. It knew what I meant, because obviously I couldn't have explained my lust better. It responded with a sound resembling a cakefart, and I would dig my face into the Nutella and eat it out so hard that the glass broke. With a grin and several glass shards in my face I would **** myself anally with it until all my vaginal juices broke and my mom came home and he was like wtf u do??
and my mom came home and HE was like wtf u do??
What the fuck is wrong with off-topic.
(Mar 4, 2017, 08:21 PM)Nudelsalat im Panzer Wrote: [ -> ]What the fuck is wrong with off-topic.
he's high again
(Mar 4, 2017, 06:16 PM)ICEKILLER_99 Wrote: [ -> ]and my mom came home and HE was like wtf u do??
your mom is a HE?
(Mar 5, 2017, 05:16 PM)Temar Wrote: [ -> ] (Mar 4, 2017, 06:16 PM)ICEKILLER_99 Wrote: [ -> ]and my mom came home and HE was like wtf u do??
your mom is a HE?
I thought everyone's mother was.
*stares into the darkness*
(Mar 5, 2017, 05:16 PM)Temar Wrote: [ -> ] (Mar 4, 2017, 06:16 PM)ICEKILLER_99 Wrote: [ -> ]and my mom came home and HE was like wtf u do??
your mom is a HE?
yes she's an explosive device that blows up
(Mar 5, 2017, 05:18 PM)Sours Wrote: [ -> ] (Mar 5, 2017, 05:16 PM)Temar Wrote: [ -> ] (Mar 4, 2017, 06:16 PM)ICEKILLER_99 Wrote: [ -> ]and my mom came home and HE was like wtf u do??
your mom is a HE?
I thought everyone's mother was. *stares into the darkness*
"Hello darkness, my old friend"
I can write off "read a sexual novel about Nutella" off my bucketlist. Thanks I guess..
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